Zoomies
Four seconds of good behavior. Then chaos.
Four seconds of good behavior. Then the zoomies. No leash, no plan, just hardwood and regret.
Four Seconds, Then Zoomies
He sat. He stayed. Four seconds of good behavior. The room relaxed. Then the zoomies. No leash. No plan. Just hardwood and regret. $ZOOMIES is that sprint on Solana. One billion tokens. Zero buy or sell tax. Bonding curve open to anyone. Graduate and the liquidity moves to PumpSwap. A Zoomies bot is the goal, not a live button. Convo AI for degens who type faster than they think. Funny on purpose. Ships when it ships. Until then the dog is already gone.
The Sit
Four seconds of perfect behavior. Everyone believed. Classic mistake.
The Sprint
Claws on hardwood. No route. No apology. Pure zoomies.
The Bot Goal
Planned: a convo AI for degens. A goal, not built yet. Same chaos, just typed.
Utility
Live tools on the floor. The bot is a goal, not a button.
Curve progress
Live bonding-curve bar toward graduation. Watch the sprint. Hit it and the liquidity moves to PumpSwap.
Top holders
Live board of the biggest holders. Dev, sniper, and bundler wallets get flagged. Hardwood does not hide anyone.
Holder checker
Paste a wallet. See its balance, share of the 1,000,000,000 supply, and rank. Four seconds of honesty.
PFP maker
Put the coin on your picture and download it. Wear the zoomies. Regret is on you.
Planned: Zoomies bot
Goal only: a convo AI for degens who type faster than they think. Not built. Not a button. Funny on purpose, once it exists.
Tokenomics
One billion tokens. Zero tax. Then the zoomies.
Roadmap
Four seconds of a plan. Then the zoomies.
Phase 1: Launch
Bonding curve opens to anyone. One billion supply. Zero buy or sell tax. Curve progress, top holders, holder checker, and PFP maker are already live. Sit. Stay. Then don't.
Phase 2: Graduation
Goal: run the curve to the end. Liquidity moves to PumpSwap. Bigger floor. Same no-leash energy. Not a promise. Just the next room.
Phase 3: Planned: Zoomies Bot
Goal, not a live button: a convo AI for degens who type faster than they think. Funny on purpose. It talks chaos. It does not pick trades or promise gains.
Phase 4: Never Sit Still
Goal: louder memes, a pack that cannot stay, and zero corporate voice. No fake listings. No fake locks. Just hardwood and another lap.
How to Buy
Four seconds of setup. Then the zoomies.
Get a Wallet
Grab Phantom or Solflare. Sit. Stay. This is the only good behavior required.
Fund It with SOL
Load that wallet with SOL. Empty pockets do not sprint. No leash, but you still need gas.
Open $ZOOMIES
Find the coin on pump.fun. After graduation, Jupiter works too. Paste the contract address. Buy the real one, not a lookalike.
Swap and Go
Swap SOL for $ZOOMIES. Bonding curve is open to anyone. Zero buy or sell tax. Graduate and the liquidity moves to PumpSwap.
FAQ
What even is $ZOOMIES?
Four seconds of good behavior. Then chaos. He sat. He stayed. The room relaxed. Then the zoomies. No leash. No plan. Just hardwood and regret. That sprint, on Solana.
Is the Zoomies bot real?
Not live. Planned goal: a convo AI for degens who type faster than they think. No button to mash yet. Do not wait on a bot that is not built.
What actually works on the site?
Four live tools. Curve progress toward graduation. Top holders, with dev, sniper, and bundler flagged. Holder checker: paste a wallet, see balance, share of supply, and rank. PFP maker: put the coin on your picture and download it.
Tax? Supply? Secret team vault?
1,000,000,000 total supply. 0% buy or sell tax. No locks, audits, listings, or team were stated, so none are claimed. Bonding curve is open to anyone. On graduation, liquidity moves to PumpSwap.
Will this make me rich?
No promises. No price targets. Not advice. Memes sprint. Floors get scratched. If you buy, you can also lose. Zoomies do not come with a refund.
How do I buy?
Get a Solana wallet. Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with SOL. Open the coin on pump.fun, or Jupiter after graduation. Paste the contract address and swap.
Holder tools
Bonding curve
Goes live the moment the coin launches.
Top holders
Goes live the moment the coin launches.
Holder checker
Paste any wallet to see its bag.
Goes live the moment the coin launches.
PFP maker
Put the coin on your picture.